out of the silent apartment

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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kedreeva:
“cipheramnesia:
“cipheramnesia:
“bogleech:
“cdn-apex-predator:
“omghotmemes:
“This Trilobite walked 6 inches 600 million years ago to send us all a dick pic
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the long game
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Imagine in another 600 million years your fossilized corpse is...
omghotmemes

This Trilobite walked 6 inches 600 million years ago to send us all a dick pic

cdn-apex-predator

the long game

bogleech

Imagine in another 600 million years your fossilized corpse is found by things that laugh at how much your footprints look like their copulatory flaps

cipheramnesia

I’d be a fuckin comedy legend.

cipheramnesia

Imagine making a dick joke and having it outlast the entire human race. Monumental.

kedreeva

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raptorcivilization
thenatsdorf

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

immaplatypus

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

official-mugi

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

just-things-i-enjoy

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Him face

luccorvus

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

catsbeaversandducks

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

bakarilennox

Reblog him face for good luck in 2022

pluralwizard

Reblog him face for good luck in 2023

dduane

Always reblogging him face.

petermorwood

See, him face bring good luck in 2023.

Remembering Lilith and Pip.

Black cats DO bring good luck.

petermorwood

Him Face is on dashboard again, so reblogging again.
Good luck!